tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69639225690834476842012-02-16T02:19:46.369-08:00Because in this game of life..We all just gotta stop that ole inside troutrrrnoreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6963922569083447684.post-11893299385831222152008-09-02T09:38:00.001-07:002008-09-02T09:42:39.081-07:00

Prelogue: So, I wrote this and sent it over to Orson at EDSBS during the offseason as a running thing he was doing, getting to know other teams....but others were serious and mine was more in jest as I am most certainly not a fan of Duke. I think they decided to stay on the "more serious" side as opposed to "mention rape and the very few things you know about Duke" side that I went for, but

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I'm mailing this one in with a "quote of the day". This one is from my highschool days and is actually the meanest insult I've ever heard. In the middle of class someone actually said to someone else(unprovoked might I add)"You look like Molly Ringwald...........except if she got fucked up really bad in a car accident"

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"Sometimes you gotta do some wild and ballin' shit"-Dwight D Eisenhower*Disclaimer....No animals were hurt in the taking of this picture....so don't be an asshole. It's all in fun.

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So, normally this would be an Ask Joe....but he's on vacation trying to fix some shit Franchione fucked up(for the second time....also....Fran has man titties and a pussy voice. Not man titties like Dubose, but man titties nonetheless)......and quite honestly.....this question has to do with technology and Joe Kines is 114 years old. Indoor plumbing is technological for him. So, I'm going to

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Report. Green Bay, WIUpon the news that Brett Favre will not accept the Green Bay Packers' offer of $20 million dollars to retire from professional football, the Packers have turned their attention to another annoyance out of the state of Mississippi...offering $20 dollars over the course of 10 years(or $14 if he wants it in a lump sum) to 'comical'(if you could call it that....where i'm from, we

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"Ask Joe" is a column in which we make up questions based on 'realish' events that people we know have been through and then make up answers while pretending to be Joe Kines. If you'd like to submit a question to Coach Kines, do so in the comment section and prepare to be mocked and to receive almost no help.....sorta like Dear Abby and every other advice columnIn this week's column, Joe will

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We join these two recent fuck ups in prison, where they'll probably be for a while. Someone grab them a Snickers.Jimmy Johns: I got them 2 for 5 purple tops. What you need? What you need?Matt Jones: Uh....I'm wiggin dude. You got some blow?Jimmy Johns: Yo man, we're in jail. BUT....I do have some of them kool-aid straw shits.....it's good for pretend.Matt Jones: Balls. Holy Shit am I ever

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ahhhh the first time...We all remember it, we all hold it dear and nothing will ever replace it in our hearts.It is a sacred time to each of us and one of our fondest memories.Something that we will relive in our minds countless times till our dying day.Right now,you may be thinking.... what the hell is that crazy Irish bastard talking about ?The first time I kissed a girl ?The first time I beat

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Greetings Semi-Faithful Trouteers !Sorry it's been so long,but it's been a rough couple of weeks for us here at IT.Nic's still on vacation at a secluded beach in Columbus,MS,and I have been really busy trying to learn the proper methods to control feminine itching.However,don't worry I'm sure Nic will be back soon,they tell me he is almost ready to rejoin normal society again. I have also agreed

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Hi everybody chuck's actual thumb I'm Chuck Chuckson and we're here to play everyone's new favorite game show....that's typed....online.....on a blog written by a portly young man in Northeast, Mississippi* That's right folks it's time for another round of [everyone together] "Description for a Bidet, Death Metal Band, or Gay

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HEY, Fuck you asshole. My name is Vince and I was in 'Nam you ungrateful son of a bitch. If someone told you that you had to have a thumb war in Canada you'd probably shit your pants. I'm not a hippie.....sure, I dabbled in some crank here and there......truth be told, i've dabbled in almost every mind bending hallucinogen possible......and nothing....NOTHING....comes close to some of the things

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I neglected my writing duties....and only a week in. Nice work on my part. I do apologize. If it's any consolation, I spent the last week very sick....playing video games and walking around sounding less comprehensible than thisAdblockWell, I'm back on my shit. Ready to rip the world a new asshole....no homo. I'm feeling surly, cynical....and a bit hungry. In the next week, you can expect a few

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"Ask Joe" is a column in which we make up questions based on 'realish' events that people we know have been through and then make up answers while pretending to be Joe Kines. If you'd like to submit a question to Coach Kines, do so in the comment section and prepare to be mocked and to receive almost no help.....sorta like Dear Abby and every other advice columnIn this week's column, Coach Kines

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Apparently...they are holding some kind of mass pick-em thing later this year that people get to vote in and the winner gets to take my money for 4 to 8 years(assuming he doesn't say a bunch of curse words on a tape and have a few fellows sneak into a hotel until Forrest Gump narcs on them) along with some other meaningless duties that no one cares about.Well one of these guys very well may be

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I'm gonna need to tell you a backstory to tell this story. I've been known to tell tales Tarantino(Alliteration. Screw you Mrs Packard, I did learn something) style(which is to go all around the world for a point that seems not worth making when compared to the effort. I guess this is probably useful in writing)For this blog, we're gonna hop in the way back machine with Mr Peabody and travel back

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Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Hov. OH SHIT! Wrong paper. That's actually Jay-Z. My name(for the purposes of this Blog) is Ayatollah(I-uh-toll-uh) Nic....or Nic for short. I'm a man of many hats with such a large head that none of them fit.I'm starting this blog because I'm a self important schmuck who thinks he is witty....and I'm on truth serum right now. I live in Mississippi.......

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