I'm mailing this one in with a "quote of the day". This one is from my highschool days and is actually the meanest insult I've ever heard. In the middle of class someone actually said to someone else(unprovoked might I add)
"You look like Molly Ringwald...........except if she got fucked up really bad in a car accident"
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
"Picture of the Day" by Ayatollah Nic
"Sometimes you gotta do some wild and ballin' shit"
-Dwight D Eisenhower
*Disclaimer....No animals were hurt in the taking of this picture....so don't be an asshole. It's all in fun.
-Dwight D Eisenhower
*Disclaimer....No animals were hurt in the taking of this picture....so don't be an asshole. It's all in fun.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
"Ask Someone" -by Ayatollah Nic
So, normally this would be an Ask Joe....but he's on vacation trying to fix some shit Franchione fucked up(for the second time....also....Fran has man titties and a pussy voice. Not man titties like Dubose, but man titties nonetheless)......and quite honestly.....this question has to do with technology and Joe Kines is 114 years old. Indoor plumbing is technological for him. So, I'm going to attempt to answer the question(which was originally posted in the comments section of another post)
Dear Joe:
My goddamn motherfucking son of a bitch playstation three is fucking up. I've tried a couple of things. I don't really know if this is your area of expertise or not. Is there anything i can do or am i better off putting my own thumb up my ass? No homo!
yours truly,
Bumble Bee Tuna
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Well, as I said, I'm not Joe but I'll give it a shot. Probably a good thing because as soon as coach Kines would have read about you putting your thumb up your own ass, he would've had a stroke. If not, his head would've exploded at the contradiction that is you mentioning reaming yourself with what separates us from many other mammals(opposable thumb) which is some extra homo shit.....then yelling no homo. I'm baffled by it myself, but i'm on that "high tea"...which is at a good temperature.....so fuck it.
I'd say just to wait for your emotionally crippled older brother to break down and give into his gaming addiction.....just 1 day after swearing off gaming. Then you don't have to spend a dime and you get a brand new playstation 3.
Should be fun.
Dear Joe:
My goddamn motherfucking son of a bitch playstation three is fucking up. I've tried a couple of things. I don't really know if this is your area of expertise or not. Is there anything i can do or am i better off putting my own thumb up my ass? No homo!
yours truly,
Bumble Bee Tuna
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Well, as I said, I'm not Joe but I'll give it a shot. Probably a good thing because as soon as coach Kines would have read about you putting your thumb up your own ass, he would've had a stroke. If not, his head would've exploded at the contradiction that is you mentioning reaming yourself with what separates us from many other mammals(opposable thumb) which is some extra homo shit.....then yelling no homo. I'm baffled by it myself, but i'm on that "high tea"...which is at a good temperature.....so fuck it.
I'd say just to wait for your emotionally crippled older brother to break down and give into his gaming addiction.....just 1 day after swearing off gaming. Then you don't have to spend a dime and you get a brand new playstation 3.
Should be fun.
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