"America's favorite typed game show*" by Chuck Chuckson

Hi everybody

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I'm Chuck Chuckson and we're here to play everyone's new favorite game show....that's typed....online.....on a blog written by a portly young man in Northeast, Mississippi*

That's right folks it's time for another round of [everyone together] "Description for a Bidet, Death Metal Band, or Gay Porno". Just rolls right of the tongue

Now, I think everyone knows the rules by now but we'll go over them for first time viewers at home. I say a word, phrase, or something of the ilk and you have to tell me whether it's a random person's description of the most risque toilet related thing since 'out of tp...act like a man and wipe with your hand'.....the bidet. A Death Metal Band. OR a gay porn. Then I award points and eventually a winner based on not much more than who I like or if I think i'll get some trim out of it.

So, let's play "Discription for a Bidet, Death Metal Band, or Gay Porn"

1. "That thing that shoots liquid in your ass"

2. "Butt Sprinkler"

3. "Anal Liquifyer"

4. "Brown-eye squirter"

5. "Shit stain cleanser"

6. "Fudge washer"

7. "Booty firehose"

8. "Prevents Sludge Buildup"

9. "Butt water heaven"

10. "Doo Doo washer outer"

Remember, send your answers via comment and win some kind of weird prize that you may or may not get.

Tune in next week for the next episode.