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What is 'The Inside Trout'? Well, that depends on what you're talking about. Some would say it's a ridiculously funny rant by Joe Kines. Most would say "I have no effing clue what the 'Inside Trout' is. Is that a Rachel Ray dish?" We hope for it to be an extremely lucrative blog that allows us to quit our day jobs. While the amazing Joe Kines will be our mascot of sorts and may pop up in post from time to time(until his people send us a cease and desist....which will probably happen in about 30 minutes) it will not be a blog about any one thing at all. It will be a constant attempt at humor. We can't guarantee we'll be funny all the time.....but we will guarantee we'll NOT be funny all the time.....and we will more than likely offend you on many levels at some point(because....quite honestly.....i could probably toss a quarter into a wishing well and piss someone off in this day and age)


So, with that being said, visit this site and refresh every few seconds to let the internet gods know where you are. We hope you enjoy our ramblings on.....

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Monday, July 7, 2008

"How to blow your mind" by some weird smelling hippie

HEY, Fuck you asshole. My name is Vince and I was in 'Nam you ungrateful son of a bitch. If someone told you that you had to have a thumb war in Canada you'd probably shit your pants. I'm not a hippie.....sure, I dabbled in some crank here and there......truth be told, i've dabbled in almost every mind bending hallucinogen possible......and nothing....NOTHING....comes close to some of the things i've seen on the internets. I discovered the internets about 4 months ago while inside a McDonalds trying to get someone to buy a vet a cup of coffee(damned ingrates) and they had a computer set up. After checking out a few highbrow fuck movies, I was asked to leave and started my trek across town with my shopping cart full of shit to see if the other McDonald's had this gateway to the world too....I wouldn't make the same mistakes twice. Besides, I'd already gotten off during the first porno stint. Sure enough they did....but some little prick, undoubtedly the son of a commie, had it el occupiedo. He was watching something called youtubes and trying to learn skate tricks. After convincing his parents that he was watching Bud Dwyer's suicide video(breaking character momentarily: seriously.....don't watch that video. It will haunt you) on there, I was free to use it for myself. Here are a few things that have affected me more than any brown acid ever could.



1. "Get your damn hands off her!"

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2.Do you see the goddamn lighthouse....because I don't















3.I stayed on this site for 2 hours 14 minutes and 32 seconds

Get Him A Body Bag !









4.I'm starting to see a trend

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5. Monkey Sex

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!


Is this what people do now?

Now that your mind is as screwed as mine, if you'll excuse me....I'm gonna go urinate in some alley and sleep in it.

G.I. Vince
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