I neglected my writing duties....and only a week in. Nice work on my part. I do apologize. If it's any consolation, I spent the last week very sick....playing video games and walking around sounding less comprehensible than this
Well, I'm back on my shit. Ready to rip the world a new asshole....no homo. I'm feeling surly, cynical....and a bit hungry. In the next week, you can expect a few new segments and some classics....or a classic as a two week old blog can get. Classic enough for VH1 to run a "I love the InsideTrout" show. Should be more fun than a drive-by. So tune it. Seriously. Do it....or something bad will happen to you or someone you know at some point....I SWEAR TO GOD!
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What is 'The Inside Trout'? Well, that depends on what you're talking about. Some would say it's a ridiculously funny rant by Joe Kines. Most would say "I have no effing clue what the 'Inside Trout' is. Is that a Rachel Ray dish?" We hope for it to be an extremely lucrative blog that allows us to quit our day jobs. While the amazing Joe Kines will be our mascot of sorts and may pop up in post from time to time(until his people send us a cease and desist....which will probably happen in about 30 minutes) it will not be a blog about any one thing at all. It will be a constant attempt at humor. We can't guarantee we'll be funny all the time.....but we will guarantee we'll NOT be funny all the time.....and we will more than likely offend you on many levels at some point(because....quite honestly.....i could probably toss a quarter into a wishing well and piss someone off in this day and age)
So, with that being said, visit this site and refresh every few seconds to let the internet gods know where you are. We hope you enjoy our ramblings on.....
.......The Inside Trout
So, with that being said, visit this site and refresh every few seconds to let the internet gods know where you are. We hope you enjoy our ramblings on.....
.......The Inside Trout
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5 comments:
"shout out to the book drive man that week be snappin teachers dont really be teaching or nothing"
Dude, that video sounds like midget mac last night on "I love Money"...Ya know when he didn't want to put on the bikini - I have no idea what he said, or I'd quote it...
Anyway...Yah
I listen to lil wayne all the time i'm pretty sure thats the only reason i can translate for him so well
Erin...did you know I was the world's tallest midget? That's an interesting fact i just made up.
Nathan...yeah, i guess it's translated...but it still makes no fucking sense at all. It sounded just like me. My life was chopped and screwed for those 3 days.
-I like the chopped and screwed versions of stuff.
-That dude totally looked a lot like lil wayne...
-I did not know you were a midget Nic...Heeeeeey aren't you taller than me?
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